TLDR

Valerie Bertinelli reveals that a sudden fall ruptured an old breast implant, setting off infections, repeat surgeries, and a painful new chapter in her long battle with body image and self-acceptance.

Accident That Changed Everything

For generations who grew up with her on “One Day at a Time,” Valerie Bertinelli has always been the approachable face of TV comfort. In her new memoir, “Getting Naked: The Quiet Work of Becoming Perfectly Imperfect,” the 65-year-old star pulls back the curtain on a medical ordeal that began with something as ordinary as missing a step.

According to Page Six, Bertinelli writes that she sprinted down the stairs in her home, tripped, and crashed onto her right breast. “I heard a pop. I knew exactly what had happened,” she recalls. A plastic surgeon soon confirmed the fear she already felt. One of her long-ago implants had ruptured.

Six weeks later, she was on an operating table to have both implants removed. In the book, she describes her surgeon showing her what had been inside her for years. The implants, she says, were “like ostrich eggs, hard and crusted over.” She went home bandaged and sore, drains under her arms, uncomfortable but hopeful that she could finally move on.

From Cosmetic Choice to Medical Crisis

For about two weeks, recovery seemed on track. Then her right breast began changing color. In the memoir, Bertinelli describes it taking on shades of green, yellow, and blue, then swelling and turning dark purple. Fever followed, as did dizziness and throbbing pain; she tried to ride out across a long weekend at home.

By the time she returned to the doctor, the situation was serious. She was rushed into a second surgery to remove the infected implant and clean the tissue around her muscle. Recovery was longer and more brutal. She says her breasts began to sink inward. Her doctor called it cratering.

Bertinelli does not hide the reality. She writes that what she saw in the mirror looked like a horror movie, with an open wound and a deep hole where her nipple had been. The actress admits that even after years of public scrutiny about her body, nothing had prepared her to see herself that way.

Living With Scars, Not Secrets

Seven months after that first corrective surgery, she underwent a third operation. This time, she received a smaller implant and had what she calls “what was left of my nipple” restored. The result is far from the glossy symmetry usually sold in plastic surgery brochures. Bertinelli writes that her breasts are now “two completely different sizes,” with the left implant over the muscle and the right side “sad and misshapen.”

Valerie Bertinelli waving to the camera.
Photo: The star (pictured above attending the 51st annual daytime Emmys Awards in June 2024) had another surgery weeks later after her “right breast took on shades of green, yellow, and blue.”

She hopes a planned fourth surgery will “even things out once and for all,” but the memoir makes clear that the deeper work is emotional. “In all seriousness, I am lucky to have survived,” she writes, admitting that the infection “scared the piss out of me” and forced her to confront a lifetime of believing she always needed fixing.

Bertinelli has chronicled other painful chapters before. She wrote about her complicated marriage to Eddie Van Halen and later grief after his death at 65, according to CNN, in earlier work about love, loss, and starting over. This new memoir folds that history into a broader story about aging in the spotlight and reclaiming her body on her own terms.

The girl-next-door of 1970s television, the Food Network favorite, the memoirist confronting her scars, all now live in the same frame. By choosing to describe the most graphic, vulnerable parts of her implant nightmare in unflinching detail, Bertinelli trades perfection for honesty and quietly reframes what survival looks like for a woman who once believed every flaw had to be fixed.

How does Valerie Bertinelli sharing the raw details of her implant complications affect the way you think about beauty, aging, and what women feel pressured to change?

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